Misdirection

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Sat, 18 May 2013 21:30:19 +1000

cumbercollective-unite: maddiereader: the-worlds-consulting-det...

Sat, 18 May 2013 21:00:33 +1000

maddiereader:

the-worlds-consulting-detective:

Sherlock humour.

One of THE FUCKING BEST scenes ever.

HOW DID LESTRADE EVEN BECOME A DETECTIVE OHMYGOD!!

A sailor and his date enjoying a day in Central Park while he...

Sat, 18 May 2013 20:30:17 +1000

A sailor and his date enjoying a day in Central Park while he is on shore leave, 1943.

oh-my-pudding: MerlinCrackQuote: …which is true.

Fri, 17 May 2013 22:30:30 +1000

oh-my-pudding:

MerlinCrackQuote:

…which is true.

chemicaldarkshine: hardestcopy: bijou1986: A Mom went to have...

Fri, 17 May 2013 22:01:05 +1000

chemicaldarkshine:

hardestcopy:

bijou1986:

A Mom went to have dinner with her son who lives with his roommate.
During the course of the meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice how handsome his roommate was. She had been suspicious about her sons sexuality but being a good mother she felt that he would let her know if and when the time was right but seeing the two together just made her more curious.

Over the course of the evening, while watching the interaction between the two she wondered even more if there was more here than meets the eye. Her son, sensing his mothers watchfully eye volunteered, “really Mom, I can tell what you’re thinking and you can just get it out of your mind, we are just roommates and nothing more”.

About a week later the roommate remarked, “ever since your mother was here the silver serving platter has been missing, do you think she took it?”

He responded, “Well I’m sure she didn’t but I will email her and ask just to be sure” he sat down and wrote:

Hey Mom
I’m not saying you did take the silver platter from the house and I am not saying you didn’t take it but the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love,
Your Son.

A couple days later he got a response from his mother:

Dear Son,
I am not saying that you do sleep with your roommate and I am not saying that you don’t sleep with him and you know I love you and could care less either way but the fact remains that if he was sleeping in his own bed he would have found the platter under his pillow.
When are the two of you coming for dinner?
Love,
Mom

BEST MOM

I’m crYING

say-shell: thefunniestpost: heyfunniest: my life is...

Fri, 17 May 2013 21:30:31 +1000

say-shell:

thefunniestpost:

heyfunniest:

my life is complete

Hysterical!

#NO THEFUNNIESTPOST DOT TUMBLR DOT COM #THIS IS NOT HYSTERICAL #THIS IS HOW A MOTHERFUCKING FAN WORKS #THERE IS NOTHING HYSTERICAL ABOUT MECHANICAL ENGINEERING FUCKNUGGET

voldemortsblog: bloodandgutsinhighschool: cleargummibears: santahale: Robert Pattinson wins the...

Fri, 17 May 2013 21:00:48 +1000

voldemortsblog:

bloodandgutsinhighschool:

cleargummibears:

santahale:

Robert Pattinson wins the “Most Likely To Be A Douchebag But Turned Out To Be A Pretty Cool Guy” Award.

Cole Sprouse wins the “Seems To Be A Cool Guy But Turned Out To Be A Douchebag” Award

Chris Brown wins the “Most Likely To Be A Douchebag But Turned Out To Be An Even Bigger Douchebag” Award.

Leonardo DiCaprio Seems To Be A Cool Guy But Never Wins An Award